Recent content by pitpony

Emmerson, Do me a favour , if KS had a problem with my posts I think by now he would be down my throat by now just go and chill out, Mods are you out there am I being a naughty boy, ;)

Emmerson, Don't worry about it I'm sure KS is big enough and ugly enough to look after himself and he certainly does not need you to defend him, next please, :)

Apparently because of this shortage people are being restricted to only three lettuceses per person, but why would you want to buy three lettuceses in the first place, are we a nation of Rabbit keepers,

Let me assure you Mr KS Big Man I was well **** on in Boulogne by Seagulls, do you have a problem with that, ?

I cant wait for the day when we finally walk and leave that ungrateful lot in the EU, I go back to one of my previous posts when the Seagulls crapped on me in Boulogne, :)

My Dad had a Singer Gazelle best of it was he could not drive but had my brother in Law drive him round, was the 105E a 1600 cc if my memory serves me right,

I'm no kill joy but I do agree with Martin on some of the sites I have seen from the night before with empty wine bottles and other trash just left there when I'm off to have a shower at 0700 (sorry the morning after), but what amuses me is it always the same type of person 'Oh I don't drink'...

KF, Tell me more about your driving qualifications, :)

Parky, I go along with what you say about cars being computers on wheels, my Quashqai would like to tell me that one of my tyres in underinflated, sorry but I don't want to know that and I also don't need parking sensors, who do they fit these gismos for?, if you don't know how...

If you have a light bulb out and you don't know how to change it just take it to Halfords and pay what the going rate to have it changed, far better than some keen young Bobby pulling you and saying 'Thank you very much £70.00 please',

Have a read of the Highway it is an offence to park on the highway without lights,

Totally agree but more than likely the EU will have to have one last dig at us and say it's the wrong kind of Duct tape, :)

When I was working for a franchised car dealer driving one of his car transporters, I delivered a car to a young lady down in Illminster but part of the deal was that she used her car for a part exchange, when I gave it the once over checking the oil level the dip stick was bone dry, when I...

Mobil phones a no no when driving and the penalty should be a ban and a heavy fine, just like drink driving, having a light bulb out I suppose if a bobby could be bothered to stop you they would just tell you to get it fixed,

Thank you I had a very nice day, went to the local Chinese restaurant 'B' for two washed down with a couple of bottles of Tiger beer, and a new spotter scope thrown in by Mrs P, :)