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Gary-Yorks

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A man robs a bank and takes two hostages,he asks the first hostage `Did you see me rob the bank?` the hostage replys yes

with that the robber promptly shoots him dead.`He then asks the second hostage `Did you see me rob the bank`?To which he replys no but the wife did....
 
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colin(bridgend)

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Luke I presume that your wife also has the problem of not being able to sleep between the hours of 4:00am and 6:00am. as she must have been up early to catch you. Thank God you were only reading the PC forum at the time or else hehehehe
 
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lukebfox

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Not exactly Colin i sometimes wake her when i arrive in by accident as we live in the middle of nowhere and its quiet when my noisy 4x4 arrives up the drive and the dogs bark, i tend to get in a bit of trouble every now and again, when she gets up to have a cup of tea before going back to bed and sees me sniggering at such a joke and not being in the best humour after being woke early ,tends to get quite cross with me.

Its not really my fault now is it( however it is my problem).

And as to the fact that you imply that i may be doing something else, SIR do not judge me by your standards tut tut tut!

luke

p.s Colin you can also see that im a helpful type of chap as i do make the effort to post at this time for yourself and lord b
 
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colin(bridgend)

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It was purely rumour that I heard regarding other sites and it is up to you to interpritate what I was referring to and not to infer that I could have been meaning the more dodgy sites. For example I often go on to another forum under Practical Classics for classic vehicles.

Your comments regarding posting st this time of day is noted - however this time is the norm for the majority of people - it is the likes of you that are awake at an ungodly hour of the day. Regarding the dogs barking why not weigh their head slightly with a lump of lead injected by a .22 rifle. I will not make reference to the 4x4 as there has been so many discussions on this forum as to the pros and cons of such a vehicle, I own one myself so I will let you off on that one.

Two other points worth noting - what is your wife doing nosing over your shoulder and secondly why hasn't she got a cup of tea ready for you when you get in if she is woken by the 4x4 and the dogs. Either train the dogs not to bark or the wife to make the tea.
 
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lukebfox

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Sorry Colin and brother gas guzzeler we shall call a truce.

As regards to the wife she is 4 foot 10 and about 8 stone and ive got about a foot and a half and 10 stone on her and i rather be boiled alive than attempt to re train her in any why shape or form, the dogs on the other hand sounds like a much better idea (training that is).

And by the way please stop asking the moderators to beat me up for you, im sure they have enough work to do trying to keep manners on everybody else.

Thanking you in advance Colin, luke
 
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colin(bridgend)

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Luke - in all honesty and good faith sir I will accept the hand of friendship and truce - all I ask is that you do not wake me up at 4:00am in the morning.
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PS - I can understand the comment regarding wives - I feel the same here in Bridgend.
 
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