Welcome back Paul, have you been busy up at 'Okka Bonk' then?
(For the uninitiated 'Okka Bonk' is Ocker Hill, a well known location in the Black Country where the local dialect is as strong as the ale)
Dun yo still keep your caravan round at George's, Paul? I shifted mine off theer, e day care wor appund an me mates Bailey got dented.
(trans. I'm enquiring of Paul if his caravan is still kept at a local (to us) storage yard. I removed my own caravan because the gentleman in question had a rather casual attitude to the care of caravans entrusted to his safe keeping. My friends Bailey Pageant which was also stored there was dented whilst it was stored at this yard. )