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"So truly tasteless and politically incorrect. However so very on target and sadly funny.
CITY OF DETROIT HIGH SCHOOL MATH/ENGLISH PROFICIENCY EXAM
NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________ Crib _________________
Math Test:
1. Jamaal has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 7 out
of every 10 shots and he uses 14 rounds per drive-by shooting. How
many drive-by shootings must Jamaal attempt to kill 42 brothers?
Extra Credit: How many times must he reload?
2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Re-Run
for $320 and 2 grams to Darnell for $85 per gram, what is the street
value of the rest of his hold after he cuts it in half with baking
soda?
3. Rufus pimps 3 phat ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many
tricks per day must Chantoya, Deisha, and Shamecca turn to support
Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Duane wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought from Eldrick for
$40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to
make to obtain the 20% profit, assuming he pilfers every 6th bag
of cut cocaine for his own habit?
5. De˚Shane be gettin $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for lifting a
Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and
3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?
Extra Credit: If the chop shop rejects the cars, but takes the
hubcaps at $60.00 each, how many cars must De˚Shane steal to make $900.00?
6. Leroy got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If
his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month on
bling-bling, how much money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can Latrell spray
with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang.
What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?
9. LaSheena is a lookout for the Bloods. LaSheena also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat.
if LaSheena makes $700 week as a look out, how many weeks can she
feed the Boa on one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Alphonse's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at
15 mph, Alphonse loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Alphonse 20
seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
11. If a high school basketball court is 84˚ x 50˚, and a college
basketball court is 94˚ x 50˚, how many more steps must Jerome take on a
college court if he goes the length of each court 4 times a minute, plays 33
minutes and each step is restricted to 22 inches, due to the crotch of his
pants hanging below his knees?
12. Janeka˚s afro grows 1 inch every 9 months. Her fingernails grow 1.4
inches every 4 months, except in the summer, when she works at Burger
King and they grow half as fast. Assuming she starts with a 4 inch thick
afro in January, how many months will it take her before her nails are the
same length as her afro?
English Test (with answers):
Use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
2. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my ***** rectum both.
3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they
gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
7. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
get that catacomb.
8. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
9. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
to the poolhall.
10. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"
12. Seldom - My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so I seldom.
13. Honor - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor
first?
14. Dictate - My girlfriend say my ******* good.
15. Odyssey - I tol' my brother, "You odyssey the t*** on that ho!"
16. Axe - After school today, the police want to axe me some questions.
17. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
18. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
"In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer."
Albert Camus 1913-1960 "
"So truly tasteless and politically incorrect. However so very on target and sadly funny.
CITY OF DETROIT HIGH SCHOOL MATH/ENGLISH PROFICIENCY EXAM
NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________ Crib _________________
Math Test:
1. Jamaal has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 7 out
of every 10 shots and he uses 14 rounds per drive-by shooting. How
many drive-by shootings must Jamaal attempt to kill 42 brothers?
Extra Credit: How many times must he reload?
2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Re-Run
for $320 and 2 grams to Darnell for $85 per gram, what is the street
value of the rest of his hold after he cuts it in half with baking
soda?
3. Rufus pimps 3 phat ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many
tricks per day must Chantoya, Deisha, and Shamecca turn to support
Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Duane wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought from Eldrick for
$40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to
make to obtain the 20% profit, assuming he pilfers every 6th bag
of cut cocaine for his own habit?
5. De˚Shane be gettin $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for lifting a
Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and
3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?
Extra Credit: If the chop shop rejects the cars, but takes the
hubcaps at $60.00 each, how many cars must De˚Shane steal to make $900.00?
6. Leroy got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If
his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month on
bling-bling, how much money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can Latrell spray
with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang.
What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?
9. LaSheena is a lookout for the Bloods. LaSheena also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat.
if LaSheena makes $700 week as a look out, how many weeks can she
feed the Boa on one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Alphonse's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at
15 mph, Alphonse loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Alphonse 20
seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
11. If a high school basketball court is 84˚ x 50˚, and a college
basketball court is 94˚ x 50˚, how many more steps must Jerome take on a
college court if he goes the length of each court 4 times a minute, plays 33
minutes and each step is restricted to 22 inches, due to the crotch of his
pants hanging below his knees?
12. Janeka˚s afro grows 1 inch every 9 months. Her fingernails grow 1.4
inches every 4 months, except in the summer, when she works at Burger
King and they grow half as fast. Assuming she starts with a 4 inch thick
afro in January, how many months will it take her before her nails are the
same length as her afro?
English Test (with answers):
Use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
2. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my ***** rectum both.
3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they
gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
7. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
get that catacomb.
8. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
9. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
to the poolhall.
10. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"
12. Seldom - My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so I seldom.
13. Honor - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor
first?
14. Dictate - My girlfriend say my ******* good.
15. Odyssey - I tol' my brother, "You odyssey the t*** on that ho!"
16. Axe - After school today, the police want to axe me some questions.
17. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
18. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
"In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer."
Albert Camus 1913-1960 "
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