FAO LORD B>

Mar 14, 2005
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Welcome back Lord B. There has been a few problems since you have been away. Some serfs on this forum were trying to organise a revolution whilst others wanted to do away with the Monarchy and the Lords. I tried my best to quell the rioting and to defuses the anti monarchists but it was I think a losing battle. The only thing I can now suggest is that in your capacity as a Lord of the Gentry that you quell the infidells once and for all.

Your humble, obedient and grovelling servant

Colin
 
Jan 19, 2008
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Thank you Colin. Yes, I have been catching up with the postings and I see its the usual trouble maker, cris tyler, thats behind it all. Much more ado and it will be the rack for him and I'll have him quartered and his limbs carried to the four corners of this sceptered isle. Even if he doesn't drink he will still be legless and will also be armless to us knights of the realm. Carry on grovelling my good man ;O) heheh!
 
Mar 14, 2005
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Lord B

Welcome back !! I was hoping to speak to you privately before Colin of Bridgend started telling tales.

We were actually trying to start a revolution against him ( HONESTLY)

He was beginning to get power happy whilst you were away,and threatened us with red and yellow cards !!!!

All we wanted was peace and quiet, so please don't leave us in the lurch again your most wonderful Lordship.Mike was doing his best but couldn't get enough followers.... just me and Tracy agreed to help him.....the rest of the oiks were full of apathy !!! :0)
 
Mar 14, 2005
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I told you I would be reporting back to Lord B. you revolting little serfs. Where is the backbone of the revolt now that our Lord and Master is back?
 
Mar 14, 2005
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I'm going to put out an urgent message to my leader MIKE.and am saying nothing till I consult my lawyer.:0)
 
Dec 30, 2009
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Lord B I think you should string up Colin (Bridgend) for being such a grass, however some of the other regulars need seing too as well, as you no doubt have noticed by reading the posts

A faithful serf

Kevin H
 
Dec 16, 2003
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Oi you.

I never started it !

But we could do with another public holiday, and a UK Bastile Day would do me ;-)
 
Mar 14, 2005
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Kevin I believe it was you and Maureen who were involved in, if not instigating, supporting the revolt. I am not a grass, I am a live coward and know which side my bread is buttered. Lord B. has taken me off his wish list of Welshmen who can be slayed whilst on the streets of Herefored with the use of a bow and arrow so I am saved.
 
Dec 16, 2003
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I think Colin has a problem, many a chamber maid has relied on Gentry looking after her and has been left holding the baby literally :)

Many a hard worker has been failed by our titled folks words of encouragement.

He would probably still get you if his pals wanted a day of good sport ;-)
 
Mar 14, 2005
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Kevin,

Where were you when I was trying to get a little army together....Hiding behind the nearest tree?? You never volunteered to help us.....well we shall remember....and don't forget....I'm coming to Devon in September to track you down :0)
 
Dec 30, 2009
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Firstly Maureen, I am a loyal serf, and did not want to join in a revolt, however if I knew that Colin (Bridgend) was going to go back to LB with everything then the Devonshire borders would have been up for it.

As for you Colin Im discussted that a true Welshman like yourself could bow to and English gent. Shame on you, prahaps you should be banished to Devon on April 13th!!!

Kevin H
 
Dec 30, 2009
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I know my place in society and I respect my peers whether they be English, Irish, Scottish or Welsh.
Its still devon for you on April 13th, Give us a wave as you pass j27 M5
 
Feb 15, 2006
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welcome back lord b, did you have a good holiday?. where did you go?. any pics?. i did ask the forum where you was and got a huge response anyone would think you were robbie williams. lol
 
Jan 19, 2008
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Hello lord B have had a good time missed your banter.

Mark
Thank you jo-anne and Mark, we had a nice time although the weather could have been kinder, rained everyday. Very windy also although that wasn't from what I'd eaten. The response was because I forgot to pay them their 15 groats wages before I left and did you notice how Colin was overly efficient while I was away and kept grovelling, hoping to get a pay rise - well he aint having one ;O)
 
Feb 15, 2006
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Thank you jo-anne and Mark, we had a nice time although the weather could have been kinder, rained everyday. Very windy also although that wasn't from what I'd eaten. The response was because I forgot to pay them their 15 groats wages before I left and did you notice how Colin was overly efficient while I was away and kept grovelling, hoping to get a pay rise - well he aint having one ;O)
hi lord b, so where did you go on hol then?.

ive changed my hol from hayle to looe now have you been there?.
 

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