Last week it was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and possibly have a present for me.
As it turned out she barely said good morning let alone "Happy Birthday". I thought..well that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word, so when I left for the office I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said "good morning boss Happy Birthday" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said "you know its such a nice day and it's your birthday lets go out for lunch, just you and me.
I said "thanks Jane that's the best idea I've heard all morning" and off we went to lunch, but we didn't go to where we would normally go, we went instead to a little place with a private table. We had two Martini's each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said "you know it's a beautiful day.. We don't need to go back to the office do we"?
I responded "well I guess not what else did you have in mind"? She said "let's go to my apartment".
After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said "If you don't mind I will go into the bedroom for a moment I'll be right back"
Ok I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes came out carrying a huge birthday cake.,followed by my wife kids and dozens of my co workers all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there on the couch......
Naked
As it turned out she barely said good morning let alone "Happy Birthday". I thought..well that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word, so when I left for the office I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said "good morning boss Happy Birthday" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said "you know its such a nice day and it's your birthday lets go out for lunch, just you and me.
I said "thanks Jane that's the best idea I've heard all morning" and off we went to lunch, but we didn't go to where we would normally go, we went instead to a little place with a private table. We had two Martini's each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said "you know it's a beautiful day.. We don't need to go back to the office do we"?
I responded "well I guess not what else did you have in mind"? She said "let's go to my apartment".
After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said "If you don't mind I will go into the bedroom for a moment I'll be right back"
Ok I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes came out carrying a huge birthday cake.,followed by my wife kids and dozens of my co workers all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there on the couch......
Naked
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