Jethro Joke

Jun 7, 2005
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A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye too.

He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence; we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a slip of the tongue accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with one of the finest looking pair of breasts I've ever seen was there so instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh' So she socked me a good one.

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable; mine was caused by a slip of the tongue also.

I was at the breakfast table this morning and my wife said "what would you like for breakfast" I meant to say

Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey' But I accidentally said, "you ruined my life you fat evil cow".
Mar 14, 2005
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Without naming UK nationalities the above joke reminds me of three honeymoon couples sitting down to breakfast.

The first chap turned to his wife and said "Please pass the honey, honey"

The second chap said to his wife "Please pass the sugar, sugar"

The third chap overhearing the other two thought for a moment and then turned to his wife and said "Please pass the bacon you big fat pig".


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