Put the correct name to the contemporary carol

[Sam Vimes]

For EV Car Drivers
We Three King of Orient Are
Wearing Masks We Cant Go Very Far


For Smartphone Owners
Silent Mode, Silent Mode,
Vibrate On, Vibrate On


For Happy Campers
Away in a Motorhome

For Christmas Pudding Lovers
O Little Jar of Brandy Source

For Gadget Lovers
Wreck the walls with Chinese Imports

For Believers In The Great North/South Divide
Once in Royal Boris’s City

For MPs everywhere
The Gravy and The Kickbacks

 

[audiorob]

Ho Ho Ho!