Well, the Sedona has come to the end of its life, too much needs doing to it and the cost is much more than it is worth.
So,, I take it along to the scrap yard with V5 and ask them to scrap it please.
Oh no Sir, we cannot do that without seeing your photo driving licence.
I don't have a photo driving licence, mine was issued back in the dark past and is still pristine, never been out of its plastic wallet.
No sir, it does not have a photo on it......have you got a valid Passport?
No, I don't have a Passport, I don't go out of this country so why would I want one?
Do you have a firearms licence? No, I am not a trained killer, don't have a gun , don't need a Firearms licence.
Well, we cannot scrap your car,,,,,,,,,,,,you will have to take it away .
So, telephone DVLA an ask about changing my paper licence for a photo ID one.
No problem, fill in the form on line and we will use your passport photo .
I don't have a passport.
Oh dear, pause..............................
I do have a bus pass with photo on it.....
No, that is not good enough.
Ok you will have to fill in D1 and provide pay slip, P45 or Pension Entitlement authority.
I am retired, don't have pay slips, don't have a P45 and not old enough for State Pension until next year.
Oh!,,,,,,pause..............
Ok, you will have to provide your original Birth Certificate, and Marriage Certificate and N.I Card.
Don't have a N.I card, they didn't issue them when I was 16 , so never had one.
OK forget the N.I card.
But, my Birth Certificate and Marriage Certificate don't have photos on........
That's OK,
Send them in with £20 and we will send you a new licence in 3 weeks.
Has the world gone totally mad?
The car is registered in my name, my bus pass has my name and photo on it, my Bank Card has my name on it, and it is ME that wants to scrap it, it is not as if someone else is trying to scrap it without me knowing..
Rant over. Stop the world I want to get off.
So,, I take it along to the scrap yard with V5 and ask them to scrap it please.
Oh no Sir, we cannot do that without seeing your photo driving licence.
I don't have a photo driving licence, mine was issued back in the dark past and is still pristine, never been out of its plastic wallet.
No sir, it does not have a photo on it......have you got a valid Passport?
No, I don't have a Passport, I don't go out of this country so why would I want one?
Do you have a firearms licence? No, I am not a trained killer, don't have a gun , don't need a Firearms licence.
Well, we cannot scrap your car,,,,,,,,,,,,you will have to take it away .
So, telephone DVLA an ask about changing my paper licence for a photo ID one.
No problem, fill in the form on line and we will use your passport photo .
I don't have a passport.
Oh dear, pause..............................
I do have a bus pass with photo on it.....
No, that is not good enough.
Ok you will have to fill in D1 and provide pay slip, P45 or Pension Entitlement authority.
I am retired, don't have pay slips, don't have a P45 and not old enough for State Pension until next year.
Oh!,,,,,,pause..............
Ok, you will have to provide your original Birth Certificate, and Marriage Certificate and N.I Card.
Don't have a N.I card, they didn't issue them when I was 16 , so never had one.
OK forget the N.I card.
But, my Birth Certificate and Marriage Certificate don't have photos on........
That's OK,
Send them in with £20 and we will send you a new licence in 3 weeks.
Has the world gone totally mad?
The car is registered in my name, my bus pass has my name and photo on it, my Bank Card has my name on it, and it is ME that wants to scrap it, it is not as if someone else is trying to scrap it without me knowing..
Rant over. Stop the world I want to get off.