Something very rude for the ladies.........

[Parksy]

Here you go ladies, the forum has at great expense obtained for your edification and delight................

50 Shades of Grey!!!!

 

[DeliDave_]

Lindas read it

 

[Mel]

I have heard of it. Is it rude?
mel

 

[Parksy]

I have heard of it. Is it rude?
mel

I've heard it described as 'an erotic novel for women' and it's sold over 20 million copies which is great news for us blokes at bedtime - Wey Hey!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sproket]

 

[Martin24]

All the girls that work alongside swm have read it (well it is Bridlington) we've read the kindle reviews!!!!!!! Anyway she's got me!!!!!!!!

 

[plswallow]

Due to the sucsess of 50 shades of gray i have desided to write my own novel . am going too call it 50 shades of gravey . But i feel it may be to sausey for some peaple

 

[Mel]

Due to the sucsess of 50 shades of gray i have desided to write my own novel . am going too call it 50 shades of gravey . But i feel it may be to sausey for some peaple

Having now read the original, I can help you with the plot:

Women meets man. Man into different sorts of gravey that woman has not tried before.
Woman not sure if she likes different gravey but tries all sorts of gravey several times to find out.
Woman decides that she does not like her gravey to be different.
Woman leaves in a stop, demanding only Bisto.
mel

 

[Parksy]

When the woman is trying out these different types of gravy is she wearing a blindfold?

 

[ProfJohnL]

Woman leaves in a stop, demanding only Bisto.
mel

Is you last line a typo? is it me! or mel?

 

[Gafferbill]

.........you mean I can now use Bisto instead of Oysters?

 

[JonnyG]

Here you go ladies, the forum has at great expense obtained for your edification and delight................

50 Shades of Grey!!!!

not wanting to start an argument, do i ever,but that bottom line of colours are shades of black! and i believe you are misleading the ladies by trying to pass them off as shades of grey! you and dulux should be ashamed of yourselves.......there i said my peace.....

 

[Mel]

Woman leaves in a stop, demanding only Bisto.
mel

Is you last line a typo? is it me! or mel?

Its mel. my name is mel. I've even put my glasses on to check, it says mel.
Surely an educated man like yourself would not be suggesting that a women of my decorum and high morals would be volunteering to experiment with Gravey.

mel (definately mel)

 

[ProfJohnL]

I really wasn't sure, I couldn't believe iy might be but it turns out it was a missing pixel on my screen.

But can you recommend a gravey please?

 

[Sproket]

Here you go ladies, the forum has at great expense obtained for your edification and delight................

50 Shades of Grey!!!!

Found it !!!!!

 

[Mel]

Here you go ladies, the forum has at great expense obtained for your edification and delight................

50 Shades of Grey!!!!

Found it !!!!!

Had you lost it??
mel

 

[Sproket]

It was in the bottom of that tin all of the time

 

[Parksy]

not wanting to start an argument, do i ever,but that bottom line of colours are shades of black! and i believe you are misleading the ladies by trying to pass them off as shades of grey! you and dulux should be ashamed of yourselves.......there i said my peace.....

Ah, but are they light black or dark grey?

 

[Mel]

Depends on the thickness of the blindfold.

mel