I don't enjoy computer jokes; not one bit.****
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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.****
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When chemists die, they barium.****
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.****
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.**
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.****
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.****
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never
met herbivore.****
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.****
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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.****
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They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.****
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PMS jokes aren't funny; period.****
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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.****
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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.****
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils?****
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When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.****
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Broken pencils are pointless.****
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. ****
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.****
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.****
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.****
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I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.****
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All the toilets in York's police stations have been stolen.
The police have nothing to go on.****
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.****
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Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.****
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Velcro — what a rip off!****
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.****
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Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!****
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Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.****
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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.****
****
When chemists die, they barium.****
****
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.****
****
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.**
**
****
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.****
****
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.****
****
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never
met herbivore.****
****
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.****
****
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.****
****
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.****
****
PMS jokes aren't funny; period.****
****
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.****
****
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.****
****
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils?****
****
When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.****
****
Broken pencils are pointless.****
****
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. ****
****
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.****
****
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.****
****
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.****
****
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.****
****
All the toilets in York's police stations have been stolen.
The police have nothing to go on.****
****
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.****
****
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.****
****
Velcro — what a rip off!****
****
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.****
****
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!****
****
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.****
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