I recently wrote this letter of complaint to the Maire of Blangy sur Bresle in Normandy.
Cher Monsieur (name removed),
Please forgive me for not writing to you in French, but I want to make my story as plain and accurate as possible.
I have just returned from a two month holiday in your wonderful, beautiful and friendly country. And all the time I was there I was thinking about the reception I received at 'Camping Municipal Les Etangs' in your town where I was intending to stop the night. I arrived at the gates to it at 18.30 on Sunday September 10th, and was met by the gardien who rushed out of his office saying rudely, "FermÇ, fermÇ."
I asked in my best French "Why?" to which he replied "FermÇ" once more!
I then asked him if he knew of another campsite nearby. I got no reply! He closed the office door behind him. As I turned to get into my car, I noticed a prominent sign to the right of the door stating that the camp was indeed open at that time of day and season.
I knocked on the office door to be greeted by an exasperated sigh from the rooms beyond it; the gardien came out and I pointed out the sign to him. And he again said "FermÇ. I got in my car turned around on the entry to the camp, noting as I did that there were indeed people camping on it. I did eventually find a site to pitch my caravan, but at Aumale.
Your loss was their gain I would venture to say.
I have asked myself what was the cause of his bizarre behaviour. I have stayed on the site before and your employee does something unique to his campsite, in that he escorts you to the emplacement, but then watches as you install yourself. I surmise that on this particular night, he could not find the energy to do this for whatever reason.
I am not seeking an apology or anything like that, but feel that you ought to know what one of you staff is doing when you or his supervisors are not watching.
I shall certainly look forward to camping in your country once more, but perhaps not at the campsite in your town for obvious reasons.
Yours sincerely,
Gordon Evans
I have not as yet had an answer
Cher Monsieur (name removed),
Please forgive me for not writing to you in French, but I want to make my story as plain and accurate as possible.
I have just returned from a two month holiday in your wonderful, beautiful and friendly country. And all the time I was there I was thinking about the reception I received at 'Camping Municipal Les Etangs' in your town where I was intending to stop the night. I arrived at the gates to it at 18.30 on Sunday September 10th, and was met by the gardien who rushed out of his office saying rudely, "FermÇ, fermÇ."
I asked in my best French "Why?" to which he replied "FermÇ" once more!
I then asked him if he knew of another campsite nearby. I got no reply! He closed the office door behind him. As I turned to get into my car, I noticed a prominent sign to the right of the door stating that the camp was indeed open at that time of day and season.
I knocked on the office door to be greeted by an exasperated sigh from the rooms beyond it; the gardien came out and I pointed out the sign to him. And he again said "FermÇ. I got in my car turned around on the entry to the camp, noting as I did that there were indeed people camping on it. I did eventually find a site to pitch my caravan, but at Aumale.
Your loss was their gain I would venture to say.
I have asked myself what was the cause of his bizarre behaviour. I have stayed on the site before and your employee does something unique to his campsite, in that he escorts you to the emplacement, but then watches as you install yourself. I surmise that on this particular night, he could not find the energy to do this for whatever reason.
I am not seeking an apology or anything like that, but feel that you ought to know what one of you staff is doing when you or his supervisors are not watching.
I shall certainly look forward to camping in your country once more, but perhaps not at the campsite in your town for obvious reasons.
Yours sincerely,
Gordon Evans
I have not as yet had an answer