who's who two

[Lol1]

Who's Who Two

Ok, after observing, that the observations were close to what I had observed (word of the day) I feel I might just get away with part deux.

Chris, your buddy from school. Has always been the joker in the pack and as a result made many friends and a few enemies. Always quick to see the funny side of an emergency, once he has stopped splitting his sides with laughter will provide the sort of help needed. Defence is a form of attack for him.

Brian, dare I say it, is Granddad. Provides a place where everyone can go and sit with a cup of tea, no subjects barred. Has wisdom in his words but hasn't quite grown up yet. Missed when not present but choice of Perry Como records lets him down in the face of the younger audience.

Ray, your buddy from across the road. Provides the sober side to the conversation, can be a little forthright with his views but is confident enough to put them across regardless. Likes a laugh but has no time for it when there is work to be done. Doesn't realise that if they actually met, would get on like a house on fire with Chris.

Martyn, the headmaster. Takes his work home with him and can't quite seem to relax.

Well educated (obviously) and immaculate in appearance, courteous but can't get out of the habit of correcting your work. Would like to loosen his tie but is afraid of the "dark side".

Big Roy, runs the quiet Butchers shop a few streets away. Jolly without being boisterous, will add that extra pork chop to your order for free. Knows the value of friendship, so won't upset the apple cart just for the sake of it. Don't get into a drinking contest with this man, he has hollow legs!

Caroline, big sister and peace keeper. Tougher than your best mate and with a tongue to rival moms. Watches over the unruly element and tries to calm things down. Vets all your girlfriends/boyfriends!

 

[rayc]

lol, thanks for the analysis, I am sure it could have been worse. Ray

Chris, pleased to know that Lol has analysed us as having a lot in common.

 

[BigRoy]

That's spot on Lol amazing, especially the part about the hollow legs, how did you know that? you can have a beer in my awning anytime.

 

[Lol1]

Gunna stop doing this, I'm spooking myself now.

 

[Viking1]

Lol

you have not dun me yet. so plesa sdo not stop.

Mark

 

[BrianStAlbans]

Lol,not a bad try ,but at 47 with two sons aged 4 and 6 I'll draw the line at being called grandad.And music, Perry who?,sadly for my age Im into R&B, hiphop and speed garage much to the amusement of the 18 to 25 year olds I work with.So when you say I haven't grown up yet..you are spot on......Brian.

 

[parker1158]

Well Lol I think the saying goes 'close but not a cigar'

I work, part time, from home so I guess you are close there as I am never away from it.

I have been told on numerous occasions that I should have been a teacher as I have a natural controlling way with children.

Well educated?.....I had a dreadful education, My own fault as I made up my mind in my final year at school that I wanted to be a racing car mechanic so gave up a promising education to pursue this dream and never regretted it.

Because I have sort of retired at forty something I decide to carry on where I left off at sixteen and I am half way through a honours degree in science, so you are correct with the education part.

Immaculate appearance! Wrong wrong wrong wrong I try sometimes but it just never works.

Courteous definitely.

If you could guess the job/business I do you would find it's pretty exciting, I would be the envy of good many of the forum users and hated by the rest. When I tell people what I do they normally gasp and say things like 'wow' and 'how cool is that' etc. When on sites I have to very careful who I tell what I do when people start 'prying' some think it perfectly exciting others you just know would snarl, back away, gather like minded campers and return with a lynching mob and hang me from the nearest tree. Basically I get to play with 'big boys toys' for a living and if you could guess correctly you would appreciate that wearing a tie just doesn't enter into it let alone loosen one.

 

[parker1158]

Now there would be an interesting topic....Guess what people do for a living from their contributions.

 

[Viking1]

Martyn

are you in the M,O,D, in some way.

can you guess what i use to do for a liveing.

I have sead some think in the passed. it mith not help you.

this mit power mesh

MARK

 

[Caroline3]

Well I have to say you have got me spot on! Typically Libra I try to keep the peace all the time and I like everything well balanced but beware anyone that really get me mad! As for vetting girlfriends/boyfriends that is just bang on ask my 31 year old foster son ( still unmarried) and our 17 year old daughter!!! absolutley brilliant!!

 

[Lol1]

Lol,not a bad try ,but at 47 with two sons aged 4 and 6 I'll draw the line at being called grandad.And music, Perry who?,sadly for my age Im into R&B, hiphop and speed garage much to the amusement of the 18 to 25 year olds I work with.So when you say I haven't grown up yet..you are spot on......Brian.

Hiya Brian, how are you feeling? Shall I grab your slippers for you? What's that? No Brian, the chair lift is still out of order, but those nice people at SAGA phoned again, you sure your ok, hang on, I'll just turn up the heating for you...

I'm kidding bud! No, 47 isn't old, if it was, I'd be in trouble as the wife is 48 this year. You don't need to be old, to be a grandad either, I was one at 40. Top of the Pops is watched religiously and I've just gone and bought a quad bike. Mid life crisis, maybe, or perhaps just catching up on the fun now that the kids are off our hands.

What I do know is I wouldn't be capable of handling two young sons at this time of life, not without going bananas! All I can say to you is, good luck and make sure you start hiding the car keys

 

[Lol1]

Well Lol I think the saying goes 'close but not a cigar'

I work, part time, from home so I guess you are close there as I am never away from it.

I have been told on numerous occasions that I should have been a teacher as I have a natural controlling way with children.

Well educated?.....I had a dreadful education, My own fault as I made up my mind in my final year at school that I wanted to be a racing car mechanic so gave up a promising education to pursue this dream and never regretted it.

Because I have sort of retired at forty something I decide to carry on where I left off at sixteen and I am half way through a honours degree in science, so you are correct with the education part.

Immaculate appearance! Wrong wrong wrong wrong I try sometimes but it just never works.

Courteous definitely.

If you could guess the job/business I do you would find it's pretty exciting, I would be the envy of good many of the forum users and hated by the rest. When I tell people what I do they normally gasp and say things like 'wow' and 'how cool is that' etc. When on sites I have to very careful who I tell what I do when people start 'prying' some think it perfectly exciting others you just know would snarl, back away, gather like minded campers and return with a lynching mob and hang me from the nearest tree. Basically I get to play with 'big boys toys' for a living and if you could guess correctly you would appreciate that wearing a tie just doesn't enter into it let alone loosen one.

Ok, Martyn, just stop marking my work!

First guess, for your occupation is test driver!

Second is porn star, after that I'm lost....

 

[parker1158]

Ok, Martyn, just stop marking my work!

First guess, for your occupation is test driver!

Second is porn star, after that I'm lost....

Actually you may not find it exciting as you may be one of the anti's, my mistake.

Test driver yea I've done that but that goes with motor sport.

Porn Star? Now that would rock the caravan fraternity wouldn't it I almost said yes to get a response.

I'm actually a pyrotechnician, I do firework displays.

So you see no tie and definitely a dark side to some.

Oh and if I catch you chewing while using the forum again you will get detention or the cane, hang on we are back to porn star again.

 

[Lol1]

Ok, Martyn, just stop marking my work!

First guess, for your occupation is test driver!

Second is porn star, after that I'm lost....

That told me!

Could have kept the guessing game going a bit longer though ; )

 

[parker1158]

That told me!

Could have kept the guessing game going a bit longer though ; )

Oh no. That's one of my foibles you missed gets bored easily.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Well well, what can I say Lol. When you said in your earlier post that my time was coming I didnt think you would get anywhere near to describing me. After I stopped laughing I asked my wife who it described and yes, she said me. Are you someone I know - hmmmm makes me wonder heheh. Your right, I do love to joke, I cant take life too seriously. I think that comes from 30 years in the Ambulance Service, if you didnt laugh and joke about incidents you attended you would quickly crack up. I realise that might sound callous but it was a fact. There was hardly an incident you can think of that I never attented, shootings hangings, drownings, burnings and 1000's of RTA's but you couldnt allow yourself to dwell on it and take it home. I was known at work for being a prankster but got on with most (except some of the asswipe bosses who got to their positions, not from what they know but ass-licking). I'm sure if I offered Monkey a coconut she would even forget our differences and be my friend - oops there I go again. Yes, I know I would get on with Ray and also the vast majority of people in here but my two failings are my stubborness and I'm not able to suffer fools gladly for which I apologise. If someone attacks me or a friend in here I will take up the challenge but what I wont do is sink to the level of personal name calling. I wont attack anyone first either. I try to be witty in what I say in trying to put the attackers down.I'm also very loyal to my friends as not only people in the game zone I spend a lot of time in but also in real life. Now then who is going to describe Lol. :O) Good one Lol, I had a good laugh over Part Two. Brian, try EBay for more Perry Como 78's. I wouldnt mind Caroline vetting my girlfriends, in fact I'd be proud if I could still pull them at my age. There will be no need to vet boyfriends, I'm not that way inclined and I have my street cred to think of. Theres no problem with Ray having forthright views and posting them - as long as they have been vetted and passed by Caroline. There shouldnt be any problem with the Martyn the Headmaster loosening his tie as long as its not his belt, reminds me of my schooldays and I come out into a cold sweat. Whats Roys address, free pork chops and hopefully 3 doggie bags, cant be bad. If Ray wants to carry on providing the sober side of conversations I hope he dont meet up with Hollowlegs Roy.

 

[Lol1]

Well well, what can I say Lol. When you said in your earlier post that my time was coming I didnt think you would get anywhere near to describing me. After I stopped laughing I asked my wife who it described and yes, she said me. Are you someone I know - hmmmm makes me wonder heheh. Your right, I do love to joke, I cant take life too seriously. I think that comes from 30 years in the Ambulance Service, if you didnt laugh and joke about incidents you attended you would quickly crack up. I realise that might sound callous but it was a fact. There was hardly an incident you can think of that I never attented, shootings hangings, drownings, burnings and 1000's of RTA's but you couldnt allow yourself to dwell on it and take it home. I was known at work for being a prankster but got on with most (except some of the asswipe bosses who got to their positions, not from what they know but ass-licking). I'm sure if I offered Monkey a coconut she would even forget our differences and be my friend - oops there I go again. Yes, I know I would get on with Ray and also the vast majority of people in here but my two failings are my stubborness and I'm not able to suffer fools gladly for which I apologise. If someone attacks me or a friend in here I will take up the challenge but what I wont do is sink to the level of personal name calling. I wont attack anyone first either. I try to be witty in what I say in trying to put the attackers down.I'm also very loyal to my friends as not only people in the game zone I spend a lot of time in but also in real life. Now then who is going to describe Lol. :O) Good one Lol, I had a good laugh over Part Two. Brian, try EBay for more Perry Como 78's. I wouldnt mind Caroline vetting my girlfriends, in fact I'd be proud if I could still pull them at my age. There will be no need to vet boyfriends, I'm not that way inclined and I have my street cred to think of. Theres no problem with Ray having forthright views and posting them - as long as they have been vetted and passed by Caroline. There shouldnt be any problem with the Martyn the Headmaster loosening his tie as long as its not his belt, reminds me of my schooldays and I come out into a cold sweat. Whats Roys address, free pork chops and hopefully 3 doggie bags, cant be bad. If Ray wants to carry on providing the sober side of conversations I hope he dont meet up with Hollowlegs Roy.

Strangely, we met someone from the ambulance service while on our summer break; the couple were in a tent next to us. Always up and about, exploring and making the most of the day, unlike myself who felt it a mission to get to the bottom of the bottle. Very nice to talk to, the woman was the one in the service and without going into too many details told us about a typical day at work. While I maintain it must have been a bad can of beer that sent me so white and pale, it may also have been her stories (a touch anyway), and after such, I have to admit, you look at things in a different way. Life is fragile, and life is short and in the end what does it all mean anyway? Enjoy it while you can and be thankful for what you have, there is always someone worse off than yourself. I have always had the utmost regard for all the emergency services; it's something that I think most of us would have difficulty doing even for a short time. One thing though L.B. I hope I never have to see you while you're at work!

Bestest regards.

Laughs out loud!

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Strangely, we met someone from the ambulance service while on our summer break; the couple were in a tent next to us. Always up and about, exploring and making the most of the day, unlike myself who felt it a mission to get to the bottom of the bottle. Very nice to talk to, the woman was the one in the service and without going into too many details told us about a typical day at work. While I maintain it must have been a bad can of beer that sent me so white and pale, it may also have been her stories (a touch anyway), and after such, I have to admit, you look at things in a different way. Life is fragile, and life is short and in the end what does it all mean anyway? Enjoy it while you can and be thankful for what you have, there is always someone worse off than yourself. I have always had the utmost regard for all the emergency services; it's something that I think most of us would have difficulty doing even for a short time. One thing though L.B. I hope I never have to see you while you're at work!

Bestest regards.

Laughs out loud!

Heheheheh Lol, your safe, I've now been pensioned off with back problems. I'll remember that day I saw the Occupational Health Doc for the rest of my lfe. He asked me what the hell I wanted to do that stressful job at my age anyway, he then said he had to recommend to my employers that I could no longer carry out my duties. Do you know what Lol, thats the first time in my life I could have planted a big smackeroo on the lips of a man. I had stop myself from dancing when I left his surgery and remember to look dejected. With my payout I blew it all on buying the caravan and upgrading my car and havent looked back since.

 

[Lol1]

Heheheheh Lol, your safe, I've now been pensioned off with back problems. I'll remember that day I saw the Occupational Health Doc for the rest of my lfe. He asked me what the hell I wanted to do that stressful job at my age anyway, he then said he had to recommend to my employers that I could no longer carry out my duties. Do you know what Lol, thats the first time in my life I could have planted a big smackeroo on the lips of a man. I had stop myself from dancing when I left his surgery and remember to look dejected. With my payout I blew it all on buying the caravan and upgrading my car and havent looked back since.

Don't have the name, address and phone number of this Doc, do you? His favorite tipple might come in handy too......

 

[BrianStAlbans]

Gunna stop doing this, I'm spooking myself now.

Lol, funny you mentioned Perry Como.The company I have just left was......PERRYS...spooky!!!!!

 

[Lol1]

Lol, funny you mentioned Perry Como.The company I have just left was......PERRYS...spooky!!!!!

Ok, I'v put the weegythingimybob table away, and am hiding from the thought police....