You only live once!

[JandP]

A few days ago my wife was waiting in the supermarket checkout queue and turned around to find a lady vicar behind her. My wife's trolley contained fresh fish, fruit, vegetables, fat free this and no added sugar that etc, etc, and the lady vicar remarked that it was a very "healthy" trolley and not at all like her own which was full of bottles of wine, whisky and cakes. Tut, tut, said my wife, you should be setting an example. Oh well, said the lady vicar, you only live once! Now I am certainly not a paid up member of the C of E but from what I remember isnt that the whole point. Ooops! Jim.

 

[LMH]

Brilliant!!

Lisa

 

[Guest]

Agreed. But I want my full money's worth.