Tell Tale Signs Of A Single Man:
A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 frozen dinner
1 packet of sliced ham
1 pint of milk
1 crate of beer
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying one of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."
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Sorry, I thought it was quite funny.
Lisa
A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 frozen dinner
1 packet of sliced ham
1 pint of milk
1 crate of beer
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying one of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."
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Sorry, I thought it was quite funny.
Lisa
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