A single man

LMH

Mar 14, 2005
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Tell Tale Signs Of A Single Man:

A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 toothbrush

1 tube of toothpaste

1 frozen dinner

1 packet of sliced ham

1 pint of milk

1 crate of beer

1 box of cereal

The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"

The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying one of everything?"

The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."

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Sorry, I thought it was quite funny.

Lisa
 

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