A biker walked into a pub and sat next to a pretty young woman.
"Are you a real biker?" she asked.
"Yes," he replied "I've spent my whole life riding Harleys.When my mother was pregnant with me she rode on my Dad's Harley.And as soon as I could ride, I got a Harley.So yes, I reckon that makes me a real biker."
"I'm a lesbian!" she said."I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, when I shower, when I watch TV, eat, drink, everything makes me think of women!" And with that, she got up and left.
The biker was thinking about what had just happenned when a bloke sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a proper biker?"
"I always thought I was," he replied,"but I just found out I,m a lesbian."
Dave
"Are you a real biker?" she asked.
"Yes," he replied "I've spent my whole life riding Harleys.When my mother was pregnant with me she rode on my Dad's Harley.And as soon as I could ride, I got a Harley.So yes, I reckon that makes me a real biker."
"I'm a lesbian!" she said."I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, when I shower, when I watch TV, eat, drink, everything makes me think of women!" And with that, she got up and left.
The biker was thinking about what had just happenned when a bloke sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a proper biker?"
"I always thought I was," he replied,"but I just found out I,m a lesbian."
Dave
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