A wife was in the caravn cooking a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband jumpas up alongside her at gthe kitchen hob.
'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife was really angry and wild with him. 'What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
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The husband calmly replied, 'I jujst thought you'd like to see what it feels like when I'm driving and towing.'
Suddenly, her husband jumpas up alongside her at gthe kitchen hob.
'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife was really angry and wild with him. 'What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
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The husband calmly replied, 'I jujst thought you'd like to see what it feels like when I'm driving and towing.'
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