just booked a 4 night stay with ehu for upto 6 people at park resorts (not my cup of tea) but half term october the best bit £30.50p for 4 nights
cheapo gump
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Make sure you take your chav outfit, you know the one, traccy bottoms, hoody, baseball cap worn backwards and then of course dont forget your Crocs!!!
yes i have to learn to walk around site with a can of cider at 10 in the morning and live on chips and curry sauce, ,init ,still no change there then
forest gump said:do i go for the skin head and tattos or the curly mullett and shiny tracky outfit.
A bus full of chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one chavette asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
Parksy
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We stayed at a park resorts site in Withernsea four years ago when we went on a factory visit to Swifts. The pitch prices were really inexpensive, we didn't bother using the showers and toilets set aside for tourers which could have done with an upgrade (the holiday park seemed mainly geared towards statics) so we used our own facilities.forest gump said:
The site staff were pleasant friendly and helpful, the swimming and entertainment / bars complex were very good and the people using the site, admittedly at off peak, were ok.
Not somewhere that I'd choose for a quiet relaxing break or a main annual holiday but for a cheapo trip with kids it will be hard to beat.
forest gump said:
And don't forget you will be pushing the latest, dearest pram whilst texting on your latest Iphone oblivious to your couple of sprogs running amock besides you !
yes it bad luck if only i was in prison i could go to center parks free all inclusive and demand some spending money still i will have to work hard like i have done for years,
Borrra dah Sprocket. Or is that. Good morning.
BTW Forest.
Don't forget the sweat band on one ankle to match the cap, pram, and all the other regailia
I wear crocks at the mo cos I can't stoop down to tie laces due to my bad back. I also wear my baseball cap backwards to stop the sun burning my neck throught the caravan windows.
We've had many cheap holidays around TYWYN Cymru. ( T ow in to you scise's) (english tourist's)
Have a good holiday what ever the cost.
BTW Forest.
Don't forget the sweat band on one ankle to match the cap, pram, and all the other regailia
I wear crocks at the mo cos I can't stoop down to tie laces due to my bad back. I also wear my baseball cap backwards to stop the sun burning my neck throught the caravan windows.
We've had many cheap holidays around TYWYN Cymru. ( T ow in to you scise's) (english tourist's)
Have a good holiday what ever the cost.
I must be getting alot older and more out of it then you lot - what are crocks?
Or wiser and not wanting to feel like i'm in
Or wiser and not wanting to feel like i'm in
Kelvin, Crocs are casual sandal type shoes worn mostly by caravanners. They are great for use around the site .They come in a variety of colours and " true crocs" cost around £20/£30 but cheaper versions are available for £7/£10 form Supermarkets. Look at "crocs" photo and see his bright red version!!!! jimmy
I have 4 nights booked with Park Resorts at Whitstable in early October, for a total cost of £4.00 (no ehu) .
This is courtesy of a Sun offer and I was given the tokens by a friend as I do not buy newspapers.
.......£1/day for somewhere to park your caravan while you explore an area cannot be bad!
This is courtesy of a Sun offer and I was given the tokens by a friend as I do not buy newspapers.
.......£1/day for somewhere to park your caravan while you explore an area cannot be bad!
You mean ponce jellies
Jim but not as we know them!
I'll stick to my addidas trainers, velcro sandles and hawian flip flops, thank you very much
Never seen them on CL's must be a club thing
I'll stick to my addidas trainers, velcro sandles and hawian flip flops, thank you very much
Never seen them on CL's must be a club thing
Kelvin, word of warning, be careful what you say about Grumpys Crocs he is very sensitive and gets upset very easily.
Hope he's in a good mood tonight
Hope he's in a good mood tonight
Gagakev: he must have a sence of humour after all why would one even contemplate wearing them - even she would not contemplate suggesting such a thing and she picks what I put on! brown belt with brown shoes, blue shorts with blue........etc.
How many of you males have heard these imortal words:
Your not putting that teeshirt on with those socks are you...............YES I AM! or should I say which ones should I put on my love
or
You've got your dinner down that tie, put the other one on I like........BUT I CANNOT SEE A STAIN! or should I say yes my sweet
But never as she suggested Jellies!
How many of you males have heard these imortal words:
Your not putting that teeshirt on with those socks are you...............YES I AM! or should I say which ones should I put on my love
or
You've got your dinner down that tie, put the other one on I like........BUT I CANNOT SEE A STAIN! or should I say yes my sweet
But never as she suggested Jellies!
kelvin said:Gagakev: he must have a sence of humour after all why would one even contemplate wearing them - even she would not contemplate suggesting such a thing and she picks what I put on! brown belt with brown shoes, blue shorts with blue........etc.
Yep, just the same she picks and buys every thing, and the beauty of it is I dont have to go SHOPPING
How many of you males have heard these imortal words:
Your not putting that teeshirt on with those socks are you...............YES I AM! or should I say which ones should I put on my love
or
You've got your dinner down that tie, put the other one on I like........BUT I CANNOT SEE A STAIN! or should I say yes my sweet
Now then, a TIE thats as bad as Grumpys Crocs
But never as she suggested Jellies!
steve in leo dont make out you need crocs just come out dont be a secret crocy and for all you socks and sandle club members you are so last year i am the gok wong of caravaning and crocs are here to stay gaga time to get rid of the folded over wellys its not a good look in summer with your thong on.I AM NOT TOUCHY ABOUT CROCS you dont know how hard its been this summer.
But they are jellies!
Can you get them in see through blue plastic with shiny bits in them?
I remember back when Dunlop pumps (semi trainers) where in vogue (about 12/14 years ago) and they had brilliant white rubber. She bought me some for our holliday on the broads, I tied them to the back of the boat to reduce the shine. This didn't work so I accidendly lost them in the river. I cried telling she how I loved them and that I was sorry to loose them
- Was I in the dog house but it was worth it. FG couldn't you come up with a cunning plan like that?
I can beleave it when you say how hard it was
Can you get them in see through blue plastic with shiny bits in them?
I remember back when Dunlop pumps (semi trainers) where in vogue (about 12/14 years ago) and they had brilliant white rubber. She bought me some for our holliday on the broads, I tied them to the back of the boat to reduce the shine. This didn't work so I accidendly lost them in the river. I cried telling she how I loved them and that I was sorry to loose them
I can beleave it when you say how hard it was
Parksy
Moderator
I think that a tie is something worn by a male person who is called 'the accused'.Gabsgrandad said:
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