Chinese Joke

[GrahamW]

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer

when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is

confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and

yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is

standing

there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell

louder,

"You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously

got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,

the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. Hethrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! Yousign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the

little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away!

You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the

door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is resting, and

late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On

opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the

little man

by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do

you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to

give these to?"

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard,

and says:

(Get your best Chinese accent ready)

 

[DEANO3528]

A plane full of car parts takes off from Japan in the face of a roaring typhoon. It soon becomes obvious that the aircraft is in trouble and is failing to gain height.

There is only one thing to do, to save themselves, so the crew begin to throw car parts out of the cargo doors. As the heaviest were gearbox spares this is what they started with and by the time all those parts had gone out the door the plane was starting to gain altitude.

And thus we get the saying that "it's raining Datsun Cogs"!

 

[Matthew_5040954]

A plane full of car parts takes off from Japan in the face of a roaring typhoon. It soon becomes obvious that the aircraft is in trouble and is failing to gain height.

There is only one thing to do, to save themselves, so the crew begin to throw car parts out of the cargo doors. As the heaviest were gearbox spares this is what they started with and by the time all those parts had gone out the door the plane was starting to gain altitude.

And thus we get the saying that "it's raining Datsun Cogs"!

Sadly tried this joke in the office, but only got blank looks from the younger members, spoils it when you have to explain what a datsun was!!!!!!

 

[Barney2]

Diner in Chinese Restaurant "Waiter, this Chickens Rubbery"

Waiter,(in your best Chinese accent) " Ah! fank you velly much"

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Chinese coalminer on an exchange visit.

Mine manager says to deputy, "What are we going to do with Mr Ching"

Deputy manager suggests sending him underground as "Supplies Officer"

Off he goes..... then he's not seen for three days, underground search party organized.

Whole mine is searched, no sign of Mr.Ching.

Then, as the searchers turn a very dark corner in an old part of the pit, a disheveled Chinaman jumps out of the dark and shouts

SURPLISE!!!!!!!!

(Well it made me chuckle)