Cap'n Flint and Billy Bones meet up in the pirates local, "The Spyglass Inn". Billy Bones is sporting a wooden leg, a hook for his left hand, and a patch over one eye.
"Shiver me timbers" says Cap'n Flint to Billy, "What happened to you me old shipmate"?
"I'ad a bit o bad luck down on the Spanish Main" says Bill. "A cannonball took my leg off, and blew me into the sea. Then a shark came along and bit me hand off."
"Gawd Almighty" said Flint, "and what 'appened to your eye".
"Well" replies Bill, "I was looking up to see the trim o the sails", and a seagull crapped right in me eye."
"A seagull caused you to lose your eye" says Cap'n Flint.
"No" says Billy, "It was the day after I 'ad me 'ook fitted"....
"Shiver me timbers" says Cap'n Flint to Billy, "What happened to you me old shipmate"?
"I'ad a bit o bad luck down on the Spanish Main" says Bill. "A cannonball took my leg off, and blew me into the sea. Then a shark came along and bit me hand off."
"Gawd Almighty" said Flint, "and what 'appened to your eye".
"Well" replies Bill, "I was looking up to see the trim o the sails", and a seagull crapped right in me eye."
"A seagull caused you to lose your eye" says Cap'n Flint.
"No" says Billy, "It was the day after I 'ad me 'ook fitted"....