A sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix"
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
A sign in the non-smoking area of a restaurant: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Outside a car silencer shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
Ad on the side of a plumber's van "We repair what your husband fixed."
Another slogan on the van of a plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On an electrician's van "Let us remove your shorts."
Pizza shop slogan: "Seven days without pizza makes one weak."
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
A sign in the non-smoking area of a restaurant: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Outside a car silencer shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
Ad on the side of a plumber's van "We repair what your husband fixed."
Another slogan on the van of a plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On an electrician's van "Let us remove your shorts."
Pizza shop slogan: "Seven days without pizza makes one weak."
