I didn't find the joke funny, in fact after the first line I didn't read it, but I do find the moderation on this site one sided.
You can't mention things half the population have, you can't mention any supplier who provides service below legally required standards, even when there's evidence that will stand up in a court of law.
I forgot, this is a magazine funded by advertisers whose interests are paramount and completely disregard the needs of consumers who actually pay for everything.
Other forums I use, caravanning and motoring, don't have the same level of one-sided moderation - yes, I know, the answer is obvious..................................