Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
On the road of life, there are windshields and there are bugspats.
The most beautiful sunsets are made by cloudy skies.
Never try to leap a chasm in two jumps.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same.
A man who lives in a glass house should change in the basement.
The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
It is important to stay cool, but be sure to not get frostbite.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
An agreeable person is some who agrees with you.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Be bold in what you stand for and careful what you fall for.
Boys will be boys....and so will a lot of middle aged men!
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
If a first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
ttfn
On the road of life, there are windshields and there are bugspats.
The most beautiful sunsets are made by cloudy skies.
Never try to leap a chasm in two jumps.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same.
A man who lives in a glass house should change in the basement.
The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
It is important to stay cool, but be sure to not get frostbite.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
An agreeable person is some who agrees with you.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Be bold in what you stand for and careful what you fall for.
Boys will be boys....and so will a lot of middle aged men!
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
If a first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
ttfn
