for there lordships

[sarahandher6dachshunds.]

how come no ladyships on here,just you lords or lordships i should say,has anyone actuality met with the royal family,what does one have to do to become a lady here,mind you us lasses are all lady's anyhow,and yes i have met her royal highness queen Elizabeth at Windsor castle,so does that make me a lady. lady Sarah of Carriglass manor

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

I would like to help Sarah by having words in ears in the Upper House or the Palace but unfortunately you've picked a bad time. Phil and Liz already have a Sarah to contend with so it wouldn't be wise to mention your name in their ear. It isn't Philips favourite name at the moment :O(

 

[sarahandher6dachshunds.]

good point we will not mention that name,but mine of course is ok,prince charles has done well out of my advice,and his wife. sarah

 

[Joann]

The Queen is 'Her Majesty' not 'Her Royal Highness'

As you say Sarah we are all Ladies, that's what is says on the lavatory door we use so it must be true.

 

[ValA.]

Sarah, you can now choose yourself a new name - so you can add whatever title you want to your new NickName, Queen Sarah, Her Ladyship Sarah, Countess Sarah, Duchess Sarah - whatever you fancy!

 

[SirRogerFFS]

Now then Sarah my Dear sorry to see you a little upset toward the lack of titles you fair Ladies have on this forum but I would like to point out we do have her Ladyship from Windy Towers and also Lady Fartington Fortesque Smyth.

Im sure there is plenty of room within this forum for tiltled Ladies.

Must rush now, so Toodle Pip From BUGGRAM HALL

 

[Gafferbill]

......there is only one Gaffer!

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Her Ladyship tells me that she's Gaffer so there must be at least two of you.

 

[SirRogerFFS]

I say Braykewynde old fellow Lady .f.f.S is also Gaffer .

I darent let it be any other way.

I guess now we have 3 Gaffers.

Im Off Buggram Hall awaits

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Dash it Farty old bean, that means they must have gone to different schools together. Our regards to you,your good lady and your staff from all at Screwham Hall :O)

 

[Bannedtom]

I met Elton John once..

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

He outranks me. I'm but a humble Lord whereas he is a Queen :O)

 

[Soozeeg]

Good one, LB! ;o)

 

[Gafferbill]

......I dont know tut tut tut!

I give you the feed line.

Your response should be......Thank God for that

PS. The female of Gaffer is Gaffess.... so there is still only one!

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Yes, you are right Bill :O)

As a gaffe is described as an unintentional act or remark causing embarrassment to its originator, or a blunder, I suppose a Gaffess decribes a female perpetrator of such a blunder.

It describes Her Ladyship to the letter :O)

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Lord B. - what letter are you referring to? I only hope it is of the English language and not one of those from that country just across the channel in Europe - know what I mean?????