Hello we are new to caravanning

[Parksy]

Long, long ago, in a land where there are many roundabouts (Milton Keynes) Kevin and Judith were given an old trailer tent. 'twas a 1978 Conway Corsica orange in colour which many hours and groats were spent in rebuilding it. They could not lose it at the camp site, no matter how much wobbly juice they drank. Later they purchased a larger Cabannon Galaxy Trailer tent and Kevin became known as two tents Thomas. Health degenerated and whacking 3,000 tent pegs into the ground became painful and tiresome. So two tents, sold his mobile canvas homes and with all the groats he made he bought a wheeled can from a man in Devon who advertised the damp free tin can on the e-bay. A short while later during inclement weather Kevin noticed that there was an internal waterfall which was coming from behind the wall. Many Groats and moons were spent repairing the tin can. Kevin sold his now dry can for sale and recieved many groats, which along with more, many more groats he purchased from a vendor of fine tin cans, in a town called Bicester, a Coachman Wanderer 18/4 (Amara 530/4 special) I hope to see you again on here and Facebook..

 

[oldsnowdrop]

Forgot to mention, we pull the Coachman around with a 2003 Mitsibishi Shogun 3.2DTi

 

[Parksy]

Hi Kevin welcome to the Practical Caravan forum

I can see that we're going to enjoy reading your comments on the forum and I really like the Tale of Two Tents Thomas and the Can of Trickling Torrents costing many groats from the Bay of Evil.

If only you'd consulted the Forum of Caravan Practicality beforhand

Many wise weekend travelling folk would have foregathered to tell you of the Gyspy's Warning and these Wise Ones would have helped you to avoid buying the accursed Tin Can of Trickling Torrents by producing for you a Magic Link scribed by a Wise Bard which, when clicked upon by the electronic rodent, would spring forth a wondrous book of Mighty Wisdom with which you would have confounded the princes of the Evil Bay using diverse mystical Knowledge

Had we spoken on FB about the towball and spare wheel problem Kevin?

 

[Gagakev]

Well done Kevin, really good intro bet you were laughing to yourself when you were writing it

Welcome to the forum, with that personality you could perhaps consider joining the Woosie Club
A group of us forumites meet up occasionally for a feast and a few drinkies more info if you click the link.

 

[ton246]

Welcome from a newbie as well, great first post. From the short time i've been on here, I think you will fit right in

 

[ton246]

Hi Kevin welcome to the Practical Caravan forum

I can see that we're going to enjoy reading your comments on the forum and I really like the Tale of Two Tents Thomas and the Can of Trickling Torrents costing many groats from the Bay of Evil.

If only you'd consulted the Forum of Caravan Practicality beforhand

Many wise weekend travelling folk would have foregathered to tell you of the Gyspy's Warning and these Wise Ones would have helped you to avoid buying the accursed Tin Can of Trickling Torrents by producing for you a Magic Link scribed by a Wise Bard which, when clicked upon by the electronic rodent, would spring forth a wondrous book of Mighty Wisdom with which you would have confounded the princes of the Evil Bay using diverse mystical Knowledge

Had we spoken on FB about the towball and spare wheel problem Kevin?

Must say, well replied Parksy . You've obviously got wayyyyyy tooooo much time on your hands

 

[Parksy]

Must say, well replied Parksy . You've obviously got wayyyyyy tooooo much time on your hands

I'm beginning to think you could be right Tony

 

[Mel]

Hi Kevin and judith, welcome to the forum.
mel

 

[Beachball]

Hi Kevin and Judith welcome to the forum ....