Highlanders Rich, Yeeha

[machighlander]

oh boy, how our lives are goin to change. ive had an email saying ive won tens of thousands of euros in a spanish lottery.

this is great news, no more financial worries forever.

all i have to do is send off my details and they will charge an administration fee for arranging my payment.

i am so lucky, what a nice email to receive

but,

hold on,

i havent been in spain recently, wonder how i could have been so lucky to win.

anyway, i will forward my details to them first thing in the morning and take it from there, roll on the good times.

 

[Sproket]

 

[ValA.]

Highlander - me too - I'm a winner as well, so sorry you're sharing the loot with me.

I've also been left an unexpected legacy by a nice old man who met me once at a conference, and I so impressed him that he's left me 3 million seven hundred thousand dollars in his will. I'm sending his lawyer, Juan Lopez Vastaro, all my details, including my PIN number and passwords, so he can forward the money directly into my account.

I've also been invited to join a business as a partner to Richard Tang who makes a fortune in Hong Kong, and wants me to pay a small contribution towards the freight in a tanker, which when sold will return my money 1000 fold. I'm sending him the money when I receive the legacy and the lottery winnings.

I think when I'm loaded I shall go into the internet scamming business! Join Val A's new company for a small contribution...... Details to Bank of Nigeria please! Anyone interested?

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Yep, I am Val A.

Send me your bank details so I can make a money transfer as my stake in the business :O)

 

[thursdays child]

Now look here why haven't I won anything? Do you think I should Google to remind the powers that be I am here with money waiting to send? I feel left out now!!!Perhaps I should take off my security devices to make it a bit easier!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursdays Child

 

[MikeJE]

A similar scam has raised it's head again recently. An e-mail claiming to be from the Inland Revenue telling of a tax rebate due. All they need is bank details, pin number etc. etc . . . . . . .

 

[Pat_374304630]

Reader's Digest ( now there's a reputable company ) wrote to me last week last week saying that

 

[ValA.]

A similar scam has raised it's head again recently. An e-mail claiming to be from the Inland Revenue telling of a tax rebate due. All they need is bank details, pin number etc. etc . . . . . . .

Yep, had one of those too!

I'll have to borrow Thursdays child's computer if I want to stop this run of really good luck!

 

[john_374450306]

May I be the first to congratulate all you lucky winners and be the first one to send you all a begging letter. Any money that you could possibly spare would be most gratefully received.

Gordon Brown

 

[ValA.]

I've just had an email from him, saying he's heard of my good luck, and wants a 'donation' to help pay for his planned new Duck House, Moat, and redecoration of the new house, before he has to leave number 10!

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

I've just been awarded, not so much a prize, but a gift.

As I've just received my 500,000th Viagra email I'm a lucky recipient of a months supply. This pleases my chambermaid enormousy because it means she doesn't have to spend the money I pay her on treating me.

 

[MikeJE]

My wife was worried when the local gossip heard of our MASSIVE win.

"But what about the begging letters" she said.

"Keep sending them" I said.