Inner peace

Mar 14, 2005
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all do with a little calm.........

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished ...and before walking to the office this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a couple of Mars Bars.

You hash no ideaaa - Noooo idhea hat alllll - how bl**dy gooddd I haam feeelin right noow!