Pat - Glad I kept you amused. My original post was a bit tongue in cheek; I'm not a (much) younger version of Victor Meldrew.
I've had a bit better week this week, having only been told contradictor bits of information twice.
Firstly, been told we'd need at least four people to move the van of choice by hand but then later reassured I should be able to cope on my own.
Then and a bit more of a worry, I'm told (I wont say who by) that the unladen nose weight of the van of choice is 72kg, as my car can handle a max nose weight of 75kg this put me in a bit of panic.
Dealers were particularly unhelpful and worrying blas