Hi again, Colin and thanks for your very informative and adult reply. More members should take a leaf out of your book.
I do agree with you on the subject of "doing your homework" before going into anything, not just caravanning but any hobby. Something I did extensively before we bought our caravan. However, there is always something new to learn and still some things surprise me, even now, despite having read a mound of information from various forums.
As for "nobody would be that stupid", I disagree. I hesitate to call people stupid though. Everyone is different. Let me explain.....
I have run and managed forums for over 10 years now. As some of you know, I have a Photography Forum so let me give you a few examples from this. One member new to Digital Photography posted "Help! Just bought a new digital camera and I can't find out how to open the back to put the film in!" OK, I bet you cracked up laughing there but come on, spare a thought to this member who knew nothing about digital, nothing about computers and was a total newbie.
Another example...
A member once posted that she was collecting a rather large amount of memory cards for her digital camera and it was getting expensive. Confused, we delved into her reasons for using a rather large number of memory cards, only to (eventually) discover that she thought memory cards were like film. 36 shots per card and that's that. When we explained that you could save the images to PC and reuse the cards, she was gobsmacked. She sincerely didn't know!
I have helped many people with computer problems and camera queries and many have said that I have the patience of a Saint. They were probably right. Some of the silly questions I used to get regarding computer problems were enough to drive me up the wall. But I could see they genuinely didn't know.
So please, Colin, Big Al, Et Al, spare of thought for the genuine noobs. Been there, done that.