A crook breaks into a house that is in darkness. As he shines his torch around the room he spots a DVD recorder. As he goes to pick it up a voice says " Jesus is watching you ".
He gets a shock and switches off his torch.
After a few seconds he switches it on again and there in the corner of the room is a parrot in its cage.
Did you speak a few minutes ago asks the crook.
Yes said the parrot.
What is your name asked the crook.
My name is Moses.
Who the hell calls their parrot Moses said the crook.
The parrot replies, " the same people who called their rotweiller Jesus".
He gets a shock and switches off his torch.
After a few seconds he switches it on again and there in the corner of the room is a parrot in its cage.
Did you speak a few minutes ago asks the crook.
Yes said the parrot.
What is your name asked the crook.
My name is Moses.
Who the hell calls their parrot Moses said the crook.
The parrot replies, " the same people who called their rotweiller Jesus".
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