Has anyone got an idea what "Two Jags" does for a living? I know he is the Deputy Headmaster, but what exactly does he do for the Government? I have seen him act as "cheif egg catcher" and "amateur boxer", sex god and winner of the slimmer of the year (body double for "Jabba the Hut", I'll say no more) but apart from these valid and exceptional roles, what does he do?
Please don't feel free to express your veiws, I actually voted for him in a recent election. Oh, no, wait a moment, I didn't, feel free to let rip!