Live life backwards.

Jan 19, 2008
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Life would be much better lived backwards.

You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, wake up in an old peoples' home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. At retirement - 18 years of age - you drive the sportscar you can actually enjoy!

You eat what you want, you party... and you get ready to start school.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then .

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-likeconditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day...

And then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
 
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Wow LB, thats the life for me!!! I did say on my 50th birthday that I was now going to get younger each year so hopefully I'll get my sports car in a few years.

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That means your parents would pop in to you mid life for most and get younger with you.

Birth in reverse????????? Dodgy that one!!!!!!

And would you want to go from making sensible well informed choices to making the mistakes of your youth!

Leave it as it is I think.
 
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That means your parents would pop in to you mid life for most and get younger with you.

Birth in reverse????????? Dodgy that one!!!!!!

And would you want to go from making sensible well informed choices to making the mistakes of your youth!

Leave it as it is I think.
Don't think so Jason, if given the choice of going out racked in pain and being decrepid or going out as an orgasm I know which I'd choose :O)
 

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