BEFORE MARRAGE:
Husband - Aaah!..At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!
Now the crunch
AFTER MARRAGE:
read from bottom to top.
Husband - Aaah!..At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!
Now the crunch
AFTER MARRAGE:
read from bottom to top.