I dont think the following jokes will offend any one but if they do I apologise and can understand if Mr. Mod(s) should remove them.
A Merthyr girl goes to Social Welfare to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the assessor.
"Ten" replies the Merthyr girl,
"Ten?" says the Welfare worker..
"What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah....." says the Merthyr girl, "Its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have shout 'WAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY!' or 'WAYNE GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Welfare worker.
"That's easy," says the Merthyr girl... "I just use their surnames"
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A Merthyr girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."
The shop assistant replies: "Try again that's the fire extinguisher."
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Q. What do you call a 30 year old Merthyr girl?
A. Granny.
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Q. Why did the Merthyr girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
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Q. What do you call a Merthyr girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
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Q. What's the first question during a Merthyr quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
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Q. What does a Merthyr girl use as protection during sex?
A... A bus shelter.
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Q. Two Merthyr people in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
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Q. What's the most confusing day in Merthyr?
A. Father's day
A Merthyr girl goes to Social Welfare to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the assessor.
"Ten" replies the Merthyr girl,
"Ten?" says the Welfare worker..
"What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah....." says the Merthyr girl, "Its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have shout 'WAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY!' or 'WAYNE GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Welfare worker.
"That's easy," says the Merthyr girl... "I just use their surnames"
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A Merthyr girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."
The shop assistant replies: "Try again that's the fire extinguisher."
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Q. What do you call a 30 year old Merthyr girl?
A. Granny.
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Q. Why did the Merthyr girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
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Q. What do you call a Merthyr girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
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Q. What's the first question during a Merthyr quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
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Q. What does a Merthyr girl use as protection during sex?
A... A bus shelter.
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Q. Two Merthyr people in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
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Q. What's the most confusing day in Merthyr?
A. Father's day