Mexican Jokes

[butler1]

Sorry if these have been round some time, I only heard these the other day and they made me laugh. Hope they do the same for you.

What do you call a Mexican peeping Tom?

Senor Boobs!

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff?

Teqilla!! Right, I'm off now....

 

[butler1]

or should that have been Tequilla! Tequilla!

 

[Auvergne]

What do you call a Mexican woman with one tooth??

Juanita!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Mexican Fireman has two sons called

Hose A and Hose B

 

[MikeJE]

Mexican T.V. goes into the first commercial break.Up comes the caption " Hacienda Part One ".

 

[giant]

mexican carpet fitter, UNDERLAY UNDERLAY !!!