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No you've all got it wrong. You're not supposed to eat the Marmite, you smear it on your skin and the b*ggers get stuck :O)

That way Royston you would have been able to take a lot more back to Thirsk. The downside is you smell like dead meat and are bothered with bluebottles ... heh! heh!

The Avon stuff you need is "Skin So Soft- Soft & Fresh, Dry Oil Body Spray" according to Her Ladyship who sells it.
 
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I like Lord B's reply....ha,ha,ha.

I cut out a letter from a newspaper many years ago,which stated that taking Vitamin B tablets ( particularly B1 ) for 2 weeks before your holiday will help ( including Mosquito bites )

My solution is to go on holiday before the little blighters wake up.......Ha,ha,ha.
 
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No you've all got it wrong. You're not supposed to eat the Marmite, you smear it on your skin and the b*ggers get stuck :O)

That way Royston you would have been able to take a lot more back to Thirsk. The downside is you smell like dead meat and are bothered with bluebottles ... heh! heh!

The Avon stuff you need is "Skin So Soft- Soft & Fresh, Dry Oil Body Spray" according to Her Ladyship who sells it.
Thanks, just ordered some

Chris
 
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No you've all got it wrong. You're not supposed to eat the Marmite, you smear it on your skin and the b*ggers get stuck :O)

That way Royston you would have been able to take a lot more back to Thirsk. The downside is you smell like dead meat and are bothered with bluebottles ... heh! heh!

The Avon stuff you need is "Skin So Soft- Soft & Fresh, Dry Oil Body Spray" according to Her Ladyship who sells it.
Are you sure this is the correct forum, M'Lord
 

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