Nightmare scenario....
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one
was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door,
dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
"Hello mate, how are you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied
"Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again
"So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say, I replied
"Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time .....
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back.
I've got some `D*ckhead` in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one
was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door,
dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
"Hello mate, how are you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied
"Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again
"So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say, I replied
"Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time .....
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back.
I've got some `D*ckhead` in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
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