I have come to the conclusion that the two mats my other half insists on taking away in the caravan are actually alien lifeforms (possibly even closly related to my mother in law), they are incredibly fast moving, yet manage to blend into earth society very well.
The way to spot if you have simalar lifeforms is simple...........
They appear to me after a lengthy study not to like draughts, but infact have a liking for either a cool or damp enviroment where they like the occasional bit if rough treatment.
So the test......................
1. Place your suspected alien life form just inside your caravan door, preferably on the floor.
2. move away slowly, but remember not to watch it.
3. read the paper, watch tv or something. still without looking at it.
4. get up and either go to get a drink out the fridge, or use the caravan bathroom, if you find the bathroom or fridge door wont open easily, then look at the floor.
5. has your suspected life form moved over to be bashed by either the door of the bathroom or fridge, remember their liking for cool or damp enviroments.
6. If the suspected alien life form has not moved you actually have a "MAT" these are very rare, so dont shout about it. I bet many people will be supprised by the vast number of alien life forms that actually resided unnoticed in their caravans.
Happy alien hunting.
Regards
Mark