WHY? WHY? WHY?
Well here you are then Emmerson, you're obviously looking for something to do, so here are a few imponderables for you to think about (Obviously not original - but was somwhere back in history) Answers on a postal order please - do we still have them? No politics,religion or sex - sounds boring! But which is the most profound to you etc, which makes you think? Have you answers? if so what are they? Just a few to keep you going.
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a
'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going too?
Once you're in heaven,
do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when
babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune? Why did you just start singing "Twinkle Twinkle little
star"?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
atmosphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's up your bum?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they
know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four hundred billion stars
in our galaxy, and another 300 Billion galaxies... but check when you say the
paint is wet?
Why do they use
sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down
to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your
first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all
right?' when it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why
don't you watch where you're going?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was
in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four
persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three
best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Pick a subject and discuss ---- And if you can't be bothered - you're not that bored!