NOW

[machighlander]

where is a womans "now" ?. i have heard someone referring to it but can't place it.

 

[Sproket]

Is that the same as

Do you like hospital food (

Tastes lovely darling )

 

[602]

Hi,

Somebody asked me if I had kissed her yet? Unfortunately, I don't know where her "yet" is. ????

602

 

[machighlander]

602, ye were so close. it comes from a line in an old song which says, "I wonder who's kissing her now".

ye stole my thunder wi my next one, was going to be "and where is her Yet" ?.

 

[machighlander]

ahem, cough cough, naebody know where the womans "yet" is ?.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Quote .. "naebody know where the womans "yet" is ?.

I do, I do.

Woman yetis are in the Himalayas :O)

Do I get a prize?

 

[machighlander]

nope, ye dont get a prize lordy, way off the mark.

a wee clue, it was a phrase that was mentioned on the national news.

 

[machighlander]

oops, nearly forgot about this yin.

oky doky, a "womans yet".

going back some years there was a news bulletin giving a report of a shooting in a certain country. the newsman said a woman was shot and the police still havn't got the bullet out of her yet. so, where the **** is it, ive looked everywhere.

 

[AnthonyNornIreland]

my wife often ask`s "is it in Yet, Is that the same thing??

 

[machighlander]

if she's meaning "is it in the yet yet"then could be.

 

[AnthonyNornIreland]

Yet, she could be wrong about it being in the yet yet, or was it a wet yet ??

 

[machighlander]

awright buddy, that makes it a wee bit clearer, i should have said "if she means is it in the wet yet yet".

 

[Sproket]

Is that the same as tint-in..? tintin ..? yet..?

 

[machighlander]

ye no got a link for that sprocket. (excuse the pun).

 

[Sproket]

Highlander

Just for you !!!!!

Tint-in tintin in a Can

 

[machighlander]

brill sprocket, ye can sure dig them out.

 

[AnthonyNornIreland]

So to clarify things a little, what we are saying is a now, is the same as a yet, and a yet, when wet, is nearly the same as a tinyet,(similar to the can)but man AND women get it in the can, which, in the final shot, also looked wet!!

I am so confused............. men AND women can get it in the can, and women can only have it in the wetyet, AND the now, is sometimes wet?????

I feel Frank Sinatra was right when he sang..........and NOW the END is near etc etc.

 

[machighlander]

aye its like that N.I., wee bit like the man who asked his buddy the result of the 3'clock race at doncaster, his buddy said " thingdymajig was first, whit dae ye call it was second, and a forget the name o the third yin ".