Offside Rule

Jun 7, 2005
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Subject: Offside Rule - explained to women

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the Shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could *** around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

However until the purse had *actually been thrown* you are not allowed to move in front of the other shopper - (otherwise you would be 'Offside')...
 
Apr 11, 2005
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Nice one Graham,wioll use that at work to impress,isnt it funny will probably always remember the offside rule now !!!!

Hows Pop-in-law ??

Tina x
 
Apr 11, 2005
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Nice one,keep chin up, mother in law just finished hers and has been given the all clear ! (as much as they will anyway !) shes now looking forward to a)getting her hair back although it is now pure grey as opposed black!! and b)doing lots of travelling !!

Take care ! x
 

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