OUCH!

[davedee]

1st man in hospital waiting room: "It's a long wait, what are you in for."

"Piles.Worst case my doctor's ever seen."

"Is that why you're sat on a bean bag."

"I'm not sat on a bean bag."

Dave

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

On the same lines.......

The brakes on an express train came on and the train screeched to a halt. The guard went through the coaches looking to see who had pulled the emergency communication cord.

As he was passing a toilet compartment he heard a " ooooooooh oooooooooh".

He knocked on the door and asked the gentleman if he had pulled the cord and the man said yes he had.

"Why" asked the guard.

"Because I've got piles" groaned the man.

The guard told him that that was no reason to pull the cord because thousands in the country have piles.

"Maybe so" groaned the man "but they're not all wrapped around the ****** axle".

 

[davedee]

LB, when you said 'on the same lines' would that be like 'in the same vein'?

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

LB, when you said 'on the same lines' would that be like 'in the same vein'?

Well it could have been but mine was a train so it was on the lines ... hehheh!

Same vein referred to both ... hehheh!