Parliamo Glesca ?

[machighlander]

izztamarrainyerbarraclara ?

anyone know what the above means ?

 

[Sproket]

izz tamar rainy er barra clara

Is tomorrow rainy better wear balaclava ????

 

[machighlander]

nope, fail.

 

[machighlander]

mind ye sprokket, that was one good attempt

 

[ValA.]

Are you marrying your barrow Clara?

 

[Sproket]

Yer Secret's safe wi me

1. Parliamo Glesga - can you speak Glaswegian

 

[machighlander]

val a. so close.

now that sproket has sussed me i will give ye the translation.

a guy walked into his local fruit and veg shop where he knew the female owner, on entering, he met her and asked " is that a marrow in your barrow, Clara ?"

 

[john_374450306]

I bet Clara said' no its not a marrow its a courgette' you should have gone to Spec Savers!

 

[machighlander]

ha ha, nice one.