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I hope this is a serious question. My daughter has one pole cat and one ferret. They are extremely friendly, much better than rabbits.
They are housed in a block of six rabbit hutches, made into one on two levels. They are better off kept in pairs (either two males or two females), you should have them neutered. They are relatively easy to keep. They need plenty of toys to keep them occupied, a nice warm bed (we use a cat house type bed). They are fed on a ferret mix and like the odd raw egg (in its shell). They like carrots, cat food (not too much though), buttered toast, will drink milk. It's best to feed them twice a day.
You can even buy a harness and walk them round the garden.
They are bedded on shavings. Now the bad bit. They will smell if you don't remove soiled bedding each day. (It's the urnine that smells).
I really thought I wouldn't like them as I have heard horror stories of people being bitten but I have to say, they are great pets. (They must be handled each day though).
We don't take them away with us on hols as we have numerous pets so we get someone in to look after all of them.
Hope this helps, any queries, let me know.
Lisa.