Present for Me

[machighlander]

hmm, the wifey has asked me what i would like fae santa.

as some of ye know, i have a lovely surprise bought for her, so i was thinkin it would only be fair to allow her to spend at least ten times more on mine, that way it looks like she is in control. finding it hard for the man with everything to decide on my demand, any ideas ?.

was thinking of a voucher for 10 for a men only week at one of floridas top golf courses, then i could take some of the people who really matter to me along for a well deserved break from the wummin in their lives. but she has already given me 8 V.I.P passes for next years british grand prix.

any suggestions that would fit the bill are welcome.

cheers.

 

[thursdays child]

Highlander,how about a nice new chair? Just make sure you call us before you plug it in as the power drain will cause chaos!!!

Thursdays Child

 

[machighlander]

ocht, cmon lass, she's already bought me one of they super duper comfy recliners out of her hard earned wages, the one i lounge in all day till she gets back from work. she better get me somthing nice, and appropriate for my undying affection i have blessed her with, she's a lucky wee lass ye know. thers some men out there just dont get it with their wummin.

another thing, the hoover will be good for her to pick up ma toenail clippings after she trims them, no need for her tae go down on her bad knees and use the brush and shovel, will also pick up the greyhound hair. ideal i think.