Probably the worst"Top Tips"in the world.....Ever!

[BrianStAlbans]

Sorry that one didn't work ( . ) .

 

[BrianStAlbans]

Oh! i give up ((((((.)))))))

 

[BrianStAlbans]

Heres one from CC mag.. fold a towel in half,then fold the two ends back on themselves to give four thicknesses of material .Stitch along the two short ends.You now have three pockets,place your plates in the end pockets and a very hot water bottle in the middle.when your meal is ready you'll have nice hot plates!!!!!!!!

 

[BrianStAlbans]

Heres one from CC mag.. fold a towel in half,then fold the two ends back on themselves to give four thicknesses of material .Stitch along the two short ends.You now have three pockets,place your plates in the end pockets and a very hot water bottle in the middle.when your meal is ready you'll have nice hot plates!!!!!!!!

And....a small washing up bowl placed in the bowl of the toilet serves as a good bidet........?

 

[BrianStAlbans]

Brian

I suspect that it was my comment that gave you the idea for this thread, (may be wrong). I remember the Readers Tip that caused me to write in to PCM was someone recommending non-slip matting to prevent things from slipping. I mentioned that this was a product recommendation and not a tip. But got no response. Another was putting a rubber band around glass jars to stop them from breaking if they fall out of the locker when arriving on site. Good grief. What really cheesed me off, was that at least three of the prize winning suggestions were things that I was doing anyway and were bleedin' obvious.

your not wrong.

 

[Barney2]

I actually think the idea about the elastic bands is a good one !! if i'd of known this then maybe my fridge top would've been saved when my daughter decided to drop a tin of spaghetti hoops on it !!!!! think its a bit easier to just put a mat down though !!!!!!!!Barney love the swollen ankles, perhaps you could help Brian with his sandy balls !!x

Clingfilm!

Works for me!!

Barney.

 

[mikeE]

Soap On A Rope

Manufacture bar of soap - sell for 89p. Mould slightly smaller bar around short length of nylon cord - sell for

 

[HomerMarge]

Samantha Fox

 

[WatsonJohnG]

That soap on a rope tip was my top tip in response to comments on small shower cubicals and difficulty of retrieving soap etc.

I'm not sure if its plaudits or brickbats that I should accept !!! Only clean replies wanted !

 

[HomerMarge]

Sorry for my stupid Samantha Fox reply, I must of misread the title of this thread....top ti*s

 

[Tina3]

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im sorry that was supposed to be some top t**s but it went very wrong and looks pariculary rude, I do apologise!!!!!!!

 

[Chrissylizzie]

Heres one from CC mag.. fold a towel in half,then fold the two ends back on themselves to give four thicknesses of material .Stitch along the two short ends.You now have three pockets,place your plates in the end pockets and a very hot water bottle in the middle.when your meal is ready you'll have nice hot plates!!!!!!!!

Hi Brian

So that's what they mean by 'washing your smalls'!!

 

[Tony_5064694]

Someone once told me that when you go cycling you should take a bowl of water with you. That way if you get a puncture you can easily find the hole in the inner tube.

 

[Redragon]

I have just read the comments by some other forum user's about these treads. So i thought "lets go and see the smut their talking about" What i actually eneded up doing was sitting at my desk chuckling!!!! I hope you guys are on the same camping parks as me, fantastic humour! As far as i'm concerned Brian(st albans) if you do start your own forum topic, count me in!!

 

[BigRoy]

an old caravanner give me this tip years ago, never try the dropping the soap and trying to pick it up in the shower test while in prison

 

[Tina3]

an old caravanner give me this tip years ago, never try the dropping the soap and trying to pick it up in the shower test while in prison

I bet no=one bends down and picks up the soap when your around with a name like Big Roy !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WatsonJohnG]

an old caravanner give me this tip years ago, never try the dropping the soap and trying to pick it up in the shower test while in prison

Given enough soap on a rope this topic could cause a few of us to be hung if pursued to a conclusion !!!Or should that be well hung !!