A young lad driving his Reliant Robin down the M5 when there was an almighty bang from the engine. So he coasted to the hard shoulder and rang daddy.
Daddy came out in his Jag to tow junior home. He told junior that If he went too quick in the Jag, he should toot his horn and flash his lights. So off they went at a steady 50 mph.
Suddenly a boy racer goes past in his XR3i making gestures at the jag driver. Of coarse daddy rose to the bait and stuck his foot down, not wishing to let a puny Escort burn off a Jag.
Next thig, they go past a cop car. The radio message read.
Sarge You ain't gonna believe this. I've clocked A XR3i doing a ton and Jag right behind him.
Oh good came the reply.
No sarge the best bit is there's a Relient Robin behind them "flashing his lights & blasting his horn" , he wants to overtake the pair of um!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beep Beep.
Steve L.
P. S. and I wasn't in my Laguna Doh.
Daddy came out in his Jag to tow junior home. He told junior that If he went too quick in the Jag, he should toot his horn and flash his lights. So off they went at a steady 50 mph.
Suddenly a boy racer goes past in his XR3i making gestures at the jag driver. Of coarse daddy rose to the bait and stuck his foot down, not wishing to let a puny Escort burn off a Jag.
Next thig, they go past a cop car. The radio message read.
Sarge You ain't gonna believe this. I've clocked A XR3i doing a ton and Jag right behind him.
Oh good came the reply.
No sarge the best bit is there's a Relient Robin behind them "flashing his lights & blasting his horn" , he wants to overtake the pair of um!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beep Beep.
Steve L.
P. S. and I wasn't in my Laguna Doh.
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