royal baby

[GrahamDerby]

saw the new royal babycom out of hospital on the tv yesterday, mind you that was all that seemed to be on . I hadn't been so excited since the Dometic engineer fixed the light in my caravan fridge.

 

[Parksy]

Yes, very pleased that the future of the Monarchy is secured and all that but people are suffering from government cuts, a high cost of living and mass unemployment yet the newspapers and tv news is full to the point of overkill with Royal Baby stories.

 

[Sproket]

I feel sorry for the Royal Family - the worry,

the endless sleepless nights, the constant smell of sick-stained furniture and clothing,

the unsteady gait and forever bumping into tables and walls.

However, there's one consolation Ma'am,

Prince Harry will get married and WILL fly the nest one day!

 

[carper2]

The baby has been born and named, let's hope this is the end of it.

Les

 

[Gagakev]

And there's me thinking we got away with it on here

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

The baby will never make King because we already have two in waiting, Charlie and William, and by the time George gets there we'll have a Sultan ruling the country

 

[Parksy]

Chancellor George Osbourne is said to be delighted and honoured that the new royal baby has been named after him.
Some constitutional experts have however poured cold water on the euphoria of the chancellor by pointing out that the choice of George Alexander Louis is meant to be a salute to King George VI rather that to a third rate politician who'se only experience of gainful employment in the real world was as a department store towel folder.
A Westminster spokesperson rejected the claims by constitutionalists by saying that George Osbourne and the royal baby have rather a lot in common.
One is an infantile dribbling crawler who regularly soils his pants and hasn't even learned to count yet and the other is a two day old baby.........

 

[earlyriser]

thats your knighthood down the chemical closet emptying point then

 

[Parksy]

thats your knighthood down the chemical closet emptying point then

I hope that Lord Hessletine who owns Haymarket doesn't have me thrown into the dungeons at Haymarket Towers