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Scots of a sensitive nature DO NOT READ!

Jul 5, 2005
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Two Young men from Glasgow, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding . "Ach, it's all going like magic," says Jock.

"I've got everything organized already - the flowers,the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night....."

Archie nods approvingly.

"Man, I 've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that!

And what's the tartan?"

"Oh," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white."
 

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