At one time he claimed to be a Lord of the Upper House at Westminster, now he is claiming to be the Lord of Heaven. Where will this man's ambitions end? Instead of a throne the new image is of Lord B. in heaven sitting in his caravan. Could he be a fan of the Rolling Stones I wander - Hey You Get Off My Cloud? I must report to our local Church in Wales primary school on Monday that the new Masiah has come to Earth to serve/save us mortals. Will he have Tittilating Tina with him to continue serving Horlicks and Viagra.
A Taxi Driver -
Rarely disagrees with you... Even when you are COMPLETELY WRONG
Knows all, sees all, and says nothing
Doesn't care what race, sex, age, sexual preference, or political group you belong to
Knows where you went while your wife was out of town.
Knows the names of all the women you date.
Has seen you at your very worst.
Is cheaper than paying a psychiatrist
Changes your name when he tells other people stories about you.
Picks you up at the hospital and takes you home at four in the morning.
Comes and gets you in rain or sleet or dark of night.
Finds you even when you don't bother to put your street number on your house.
Listens to all your stupid jokes
Will pick you out of the middle of a fight where you're going to get your ass kicked.
Drives you around when you have lost your license.
Has seen you when you are throwing up
Won't say anything if your outfit is simply ridiculous.
Remembers your face when there are twenty people trying to jump in his cab
Tells you you're doing the best thing, even if you're as dumb as a rock.
Waits outside your house while you are putting on your make up.
Will get you home when you are too drunk to remember where you live
Won't tell your mother, husband , wife, brother , fiance, priest, boss, or best friend.
Is a very special person
Deserves every penny he gets